mine

It would even be funny, were it not so f*cking true.

iceland

why I want to go there

food porn

Afternoon tea: obscene amount of food in tiny chunks.

firefighters on strike

Don't steal firefighters' pensions. 

croydon skip hire

Weird. Just plain weird. 

lamp

Liked it. Shot it. Instagrammed it. 

sh*t happens

Shut! SHUT happens! What were you thinking?!

first world problems

Apparently, the demand for, of all things, black tiger prawns and limes has skyrocketed, causing considerable supply problems (first-)worldwide. I blame the chilli-prawn-munching mojito-drinking hipster lot. First latte, then quinoa, and now this. Get your shit together guys, seriously.

travel nightmares

Readers of the Guardian on their worst travel experiences. Hilarious read!

spelling is relative

What a brilliant idea to advertise a theatre performance! The language-nazi in me wonders though whether the spelling is intentional...